I imagined Justin and Hailey Bieber’s baby.

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In order to pass by the times spent in the world among the children of Justin and Hailey Bieber, do not be rude in the announcement of May 9, we can allow ourselves some hypotheses. Physique, character, appearance: in the drawing of a portrait of an unborn child.

The announcement of the mini-Bieber into production in 9 days caused a global cataclysm. General madness. In the place where it is located, the meeting place of Little Jesus, the magicians of the King, tout ça, c’était un évènement.

Treve of blasphemies. After the last few hours of joy, next year’s payments and bonds in the world, we have no peace, but we will have to wait for next week to arrive from the prodigy. And a ghost on the final result.

Thanks to the representative of the expectant mother Entertainment tonightdans la foulée de l’annonce, we know that we are not resting, plus très longtemps à trépigner. I wasted the belly of Taille d’une Petite Noix, The expectant mother will be “enceinte d’un peu plus six months.”

Pas primoin d’un doctor of mathematics to come to the conclusion that if everything goes as before, La naissance devrait avoir instead of debut in July or debut. Assuming the baby is born between July 23 and August 23, the future Bieber will be a Leo.

They are characters

This is the moment when we open our glass bottle and our horoscope. Selon l’experte astrale de Madame Figaro, “homme ou femme, les Lions have all the respect and osent l’extravagance.” Ce qui tombe plutôt bien dans le cas de ce “nepo baby” en puissance: il aura all millions of dollars qu’il veut pour laisser court à son imagination et à sa creativité. Justin and Hailey Bieber’s aux deux are worth an estimated $320 million Celebrity Net Worth. De quoi s’offrir some pairs of multi-colored crocodiles, like daddy’s son’s cells.

Bon, et sinon?

Take care of a man “meneur-né”, “chef de meute”, “protector ready to deal with griffs” to protect his loved ones, and you will receive a future president or a Nobel Prize for the whole world. Moreover, ce besoin viscéral d’attier la lumière et l’attention peut rendre le Lion également “orgueilleux”, “impulsif”, voire “vaniteux”. When this is not done, it is simply “authoritative”. One terrible façade that Will Baby Bieber be the future child star of tyranny and power?

Let future parents be clear. All Leos are not familiar with anything other than torsion bars. My dad, for example, is not 3 years old, he is very useful. And you have a ban on quoting Mussolini (July 29), only for me to prove the opposite.

Children’s name

You chose this, of course, but it will be a unique model. Oui parce que, second pendant, en bien cru à des jumeaux. Faute Justin’s mom, Pattie Mallett, and his son, a confident commenter on D’Haley’s dad’s Instagram account, Stephen Baldwin: “Congratulations to Hailey’s grandpa! “NOUS ALLONS AVOIR LES PETITS-BÉBÉS LES PLUS MIGNONS DE JAMAIS!”

Comment ça… FOREST? This use of the plural need not provoke suffocation quelques chez les fans et observateurs. However, Patty is the empress of precision in thought: “No, pas de jumeaux lol, j’aimerais bien. “Je veux juste dire en général.”

Roh…

They are prenom

Ce qui nous laisse avec le dilemma du prenom. Comment Justin Drew and Hayley Rhode choose leur descent? Céderont-ils à la Tendance Tristement Répandue des People d’affubler leur marmaille d’un prénom neo-ridiculous-poetic-unpronounceable? Will your baby have a name like Marmalade, Atomic, Court, Beach, Crumble or Fuchsia?

A hit in the family archives, where we are all sure: except for Baldwin and Bieber, the encore trend is for the classics. Stephen, Kenya, Alaya, Alec, Daniel or an encore of William du Côte-Maternel. Patty, Jeremy, Ellie, Jasmine, Jackson through his father. Rien de trop excentrique.

Quoi qu’il en soit, future parents will have no choice. “Ils ont un nom qu’ils trouvent parfait. He started decorating the room. “Ils ont hâte de rencontrer le bébé”, a brilliant commercial dedicated to returning to the beginning People.

Child’s torso

Plus encore que son prenom, c’est la bouille de cet enfant qu’on rejouit de decouvrir. Yeux Noisettes, Lèvres pleines et mâchoires Tailllées au Rasoir… The mixture of a 27-year-old top model and 30-year-old Canadian beauties is not so fabulous.

Histoire de nous faire une idee, nous avons requirement for a professional de nous concevoir un aperçu, à l’aide d’une Intelligence Artificielle. And the result exceeds promises. Note.

Awwwwwww. Bis?

Mooooooooooo…

Allez, Assez de Rêveries et de Fantasmes. After all that was in the suitcase or match, give the double chin or globes, so be prepared for the fact that you go over or feel inclined to dictatorship, Rien ne nous empêchera pas d’adorer ce bébé très fort.