I am currently in my 11th year working at Barstool Sports. I started in October 2013, how crazy is this? And from day one it’s been drilled into my dumb, peasant brain “pageviews, pageviews, pageviews”. But you see, as you get older, and after you create your 10,000th blog, you want to blog about different things and different interests. Sometimes I feel like I have blogged everything, as if there is nothing left for me to blog. Every thought of mine, every dilemma, every story, I have written them all down. I can’t make any more jokes about a meth head in Florida, or have one more person tell me “It belongs in Oblivion, not Bolivia.” But I’m as talented as a paraplegic pole vaulter, so here I am, still working on the blog. I mean, I’m EIC too (and I do a lot more than you guys give me credit for! But if I edited the blog like we were the Wall Street Journal, we wouldn’t be Barstool Sports. We’d still Same stupid blog, I never understood why people wanted perfect grammar, it never made any sense to me.) And there’s one thing that always puts people on the edge of their seats – pictures of Megan Fox. From the early days of hunters and gatherers, we men (and shout out women too!) only wanted 3 things – red meat to win in competitions, and hot girls. Everything else is extra. So when it comes down to it, I have the perfect job. I get to eat steak, write about my favorite sports teams, and post pictures of Megan Fox.
So I say all this to say – I hope you guys have a great weekend.
Bah God, M Rata out of nowhere!
God bless these mothers. Thank you for all you do!
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