charles darwin vs lana del rey
Charles Darwin is often cited as one of the most influential scientists in history, his theory on natural selection laying the foundation for evolutionary science for years to come.
Lana Del Rey, on the other hand, created “Norman Fucking Rockwell”. I won’t leave my readers hanging, this fight is a done deal and Lana will be victorious. To start, Lana has 10 Grammy nominations, while Charles has 0. Darwin’s theory of natural selection has certainly advanced our current understanding of evolution, but at the end of the day it’s still a theory. . However, Del Rey provides the substance. I don’t really have any exposure to the concept of natural selection other than biology class. However, I can sob on the shower floor”“How to disappear” by lAna Del Rey.
I’m not hating on Darwin by any means, he certainly made waves in the science community, but I’m sure with enough time Del Rey would have been able to piece together natural selection on her own. . I’m not sure Darwin would be able to write a “Your mom called, I told her, you’re so messed up” song like Lana.
Darwin: 0 Lana: 5 Grammy nominations
Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Big Tobacco
Gwyneth Paltrow once revealed in an interview that she allows H.One cigarette a week myself. As a former pack a day smoker, I’ve always admired this about her. There is strength and beauty in her ability to balance this unhealthy habit with the healthy lifestyle she promotes through her company. gossip.
Goop was founded by Paltrow, originally startedSA Newsletter, and eventually grew into a full-fledged commercial company. Its products range from fragrances, supplements and anti-aging drugs. Although the company has faced numerous lawsuits and has been the center of constant criticism, I can’t help but call myself a fan.
Paltrow has delved into the deep psyche of late-stage capitalism and inspired thousands of influential women to adopt a lifestyle backed entirely by pseudoscience. Big Tobacco has certainly made similar moves into American culture, yet, Big Tobacco relies on the inherent addiction of nicotine, whereas Paltrow has managed to seduce its customers with virtually nothing but beauty.
Add in Paltrow’s ability to occasionally smoke a cigarette, and you’ve got a win for Gwyneth.
Gwyneth: 1 Big Tobacco: 0 Me: 3 months without cigarettes
@dthopinion , opinion@dailytarheel.com
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